Today, during some word-level work, a pupil said that ‘botany’ was the study of the bottom of the body. This caused much hilarity and a couple more jokes ensued. You can add yours in the comments!
Ben S. why are babies good at football? because they dribble a lot.
It was a fight in the fish shop, the fish got battered and the chips got asalted. Ben T.
What is a myth? A female moth. Mr W.
Ben S. Alec:”dad just bought a baby car.” friend:”what do you mean?” Alec:”it won’t go anywhere with out a rattle.”